if hate's the gate to peace; this is the last stop

two months ago Mom:	Lindsay you're not allowed to hold on to your prom tickets you'll lose them give them to me because I'll keep track of them and then it will be ok because you lose everything
today Me:	Mom where are the prom tickets you said you'd take care of them.
Mom:	LINDSAY DON'Y FREAK ME OUT where would you get that idea ok I'll look but I don't knwo where grrrr
(still looking for them 20 minutes later)

• 30 May 2012 • 1 note

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RBC Gran Fondo Whistler 2011 #RBCGFW

My dad now runs the Eastern Canada branch for Gran Fondo Canada. He’s in the midst of preparing one for Niagara Falls. He just had a very successful pre-ride, that I had the pleasure of shooting :) Can’t wait for 2013!

• 30 May 2012 • 3 notes

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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• 30 May 2012 • 37,553 notes

Helios 1 by Romain524 on Flickr.

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• 30 May 2012 • 6 notes

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• 30 May 2012 • 13,690 notes

Ok, the Human Project gives this great, big dinner for all the scientists and sages in the world. They’re tossing around theories about the ultimate mystery: why are all the women infertile? Why can’t we make babies anymore? So, some say it’s genetic experiments, gamma rays, pollution, same ol’, same ol’. So, anyway, in the corner, this Englishman’s sitting, he hasn’t said a word, he’s just tuckin’ in his dinner. So, they decide to ask him, they say, “Well, why do you think we can’t make babies anymore?” And he looks up at ‘em, he’s chewin’ on this great big wing and he says “I haven’t the faintest idea,” he said, “but this stork is quite tasty isn’t he?”

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• 29 May 2012 • 400 notes

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• 29 May 2012 • 58,522 notes